Overheard at Rubios...,

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"Mommy, there's a girl in here," Rachel says looking over at the register.

"Yes there is," I reply matter of factly.

Speaking pretty loudly she says, "She doesn't have a penis. Only boys have a penis. She doesn't have one."

"Nope, your right. She doesn't have a penis."

"PENIS!" Rachel exclaims.

"Penis?" Alex asks.

"PENIS!"

and the alternating chant begins,

"PENIS!"

"Penis."

"PENIS!"

"Penis."

"UH, Hey! Girls, where do you want to go after dinner?"

They stop the chant and look at me blankly as I hear all the tables around us snickering and giggling.

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