Friday, July 20

Kids Say the Darndest Things on Vacation...,

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4 out of 5 girls in the bathtub and Maggie announces, “Look. Rachel’s havin’ fun with her vagina!”

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“Come on, let’s go up to the waterfall.”
“Yeah, and maybe we can slide down. Maybe naked!” Alex, one of my little nudists!

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A random statement made by little 4 year old Callie, “I don’t have a penis!”

(Fascination with body parts. That's what happens when you get little girl cousins together with little boy cousins.)

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While taking a short ride on the boat after dinner, Rachel takes hold of Aunt Dorreen’s wrist, looks at her watch and exclaims, “Hey! It’s six o’clock. It’s time for DANCE PARTY!!”

“OK,” and Aunt Doreen stood up and started dancing.

“No. No. You sit down. We’re dancing.”


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